Monday, January 19, 2009
Aer Obama(Daft Punk vs. Adam Freeland)
If you're disappointed that Barack Obama won the presidency,don't watch the last min or so
Wednesday, January 14, 2009
Tuesday, January 13, 2009
Delano and the Terrible, Horrible, No Good, Very Bad Day
Today is Tuesday The Thirteenth.I just wanna say before i get started that in Mexico,today is the equilavent of our Friday The Thirteenth.So my day started off pretty bad.First,i got out of bed to brush my teeth.I knew things were gonna be rocky when i pissed on my hand during my daily urination process.Not normally somethin i do fyi!So yeah,i washed my hands and began brushing my teeth.In the middle of scrubbin my pearly whites,i noticed a sharp pain in my gums.I quickly spat in the sank and discovered large amounts of blood in the sink.Gross,i know!As i rinsed the sink clean of the bloody toothpaste mixture,the scolding water coming out of the faucet burned my hand a bit.Finally making my way out of the bathroom with no more injuries,i went back to my room.Now normally i have an outfit for the next day picked out and in the event of a malfunction or somethin,i have a backup.Today my main outfit didn't look right,my back up didn't look right,not even my back up back up.Let's just say i went through six outfits before throwing a white polo,some navy pants,and a jacket.If u ever see me in a white polo,a black polo,and maybe even a gray polo just know that i've pretty much givin up on that day.I can't explain it,but i see it as God gave us color,why not use it?So yeah,went to school without any breakfast.I was almost late,but i made it to spanish on time.I couldn't get comfortable in that class.At first i was burning up,so i took my jacket off.Then i was freezing,so i put it back on.I just kept the jacket on and sweated thru class.Went to physics and i got the shoulder of my jacket ripped.I need to patch it up.At lunch,i got some of the worst tasting chicken nuggets and i got bbq sauce all on my white shirt!And then i golf,my whole scheme to get outta there almost went down the drain.They wanna keep me in there because it's good for their numbers.Idk,we're supposed to finish the discussion on it tomorrow.After that,everything was good i guess,but it was bad for a second there.So yeah,my day wasn't horrible really.It just wasn't a Delano Taylor day!To some people that might be an average day,but i'm not used to bad days i guess.At least the day is almost over.
Gotta Love Teenage Immaturity((Read The Caption In Halle Berry's Monster's Ball Voice))
I need photoshop baaaddd!
Sunday, January 11, 2009
Benzi x Kanye West x Plain Pat-Sky High(the official version)
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R U SERIOUS.....AGAIN?!?!?!?!
My last post was my 100th!!!!I'm so estatic rite now.I thought i woulda quit after my 5th post,but i kept on keepin on.Well i raise my kool-aid filled cup in the air and i hope u join me in a toast to another 100!Peace and Much Love To Ya!!!!
Saturday, January 10, 2009
The Life I Dream Of.....
In the coarse of a day,i daydream about 80% of the time.Random thoughts,intelligent stuff,dirty jokes,which famous girls ima date one day.U name it,i think it!But in the 80% of the time i'm daydreaming,about 90% of the time it's how i plan on my life being in the next 4-6 years.Alotta numbers,but stay with me lol.Soo yeah,i wanna give u a preview into what i have in mind.Let's see how it goes!
I wake up at 2:00 pm in a California hotel room.Other than the strange woman that wakes me,i also smell a strong hint of alcohol and dirty laundry.The beautiful asian,afro-american mix is sayin somethin about havin to leave and she had a great time last nite.Oh yeah,she said somethin about it bein as big as advertised.Whatever the hell that means hahahahaha!I really couldn't understand her based on the fact that she was breathtaking and i had the hugest hangover ever blessed upon a man.As i stumble out of the bed i trip over an xbox 360 controller,a box of cheese-its,and a six pack of corona.Well it was a six pack container filled with empty bottles(don't worry,i'm already preppin myself on the notion that i'll be an alcoholic).As i drain the one eyed monster,i realize that i still had a condom on.Great,a urine filled condom!Soo i shower up and head out the room.Then back in to grab a pair of sunglasses(remember i had a hangover.That sun is biotch!).Walked down to McDonalds and grabbed whatever uber unhealthy treat they serve in the next 4-6 years lol.Eating that while downing oj,i head back to my room and start to pack(i love to travel.My main thing about bein rich and/or famous is the ability to just jump up and mosey on to another continent with the snap of a finger.)After packing,i head down to LAX.Jump on the next flight to Tokyo and sleep.Waking halfway there,i pull my Macbook Air out of my Louis Vuitton knapsack.Put on my headphones and open the Logic program on the computer.I immediately get to work on a couple of future million dollar beats.And the score for the new Steven Spielberg flick.Sittin next to some white girl who keeps givin me the eye,i start with small tlk.Small tlk leads to dirty tlk and dirty tlk leads to plans on my first night in Tokyo.After landing and leaving the plane with a new list of digits to put in whatever turns out to be the best of the best smart phones 4-6 years from now,i grab a cab(no luggage to collect,i go and buy luggage hours later).Wait,a cab???I meant to say,i hoppped into the limo that was already waiting on me!After a little shoppin,i end up at my hotel.Of course,the biggest,most luxurious one in Tokyo.Changed clothes and headed out to meet the german i wanted to put my sperm in(that's a Kanye line).Sushi,drinks,sex,sleep.Wake up at 1:30 pm to another girl leavin me(a few years down the road i finally realize that i want a girl who doesn't leave in the morning.Haha i mean afternoon!).Head to the studio to meet with a Lupe-ish,Kanye-ish,Jay Z-ish rapper(it'll prolly be somebody like Kid Cudi or Charles Hamilton by that point.Check them out on myspace),and record some number one hit singles.Hit the bape store and then back to the hotel.After a quick room service meal and a power nap,i head back on the prowl to find a cute little asian for some late night intercourse.Mission accomplished,girl leaves and i head to Australia!Do it all over again and head back to the U.S. in time for a few photoshoots,interviews,and to accept my multiple grammy's.It's great bein me!
I wake up at 2:00 pm in a California hotel room.Other than the strange woman that wakes me,i also smell a strong hint of alcohol and dirty laundry.The beautiful asian,afro-american mix is sayin somethin about havin to leave and she had a great time last nite.Oh yeah,she said somethin about it bein as big as advertised.Whatever the hell that means hahahahaha!I really couldn't understand her based on the fact that she was breathtaking and i had the hugest hangover ever blessed upon a man.As i stumble out of the bed i trip over an xbox 360 controller,a box of cheese-its,and a six pack of corona.Well it was a six pack container filled with empty bottles(don't worry,i'm already preppin myself on the notion that i'll be an alcoholic).As i drain the one eyed monster,i realize that i still had a condom on.Great,a urine filled condom!Soo i shower up and head out the room.Then back in to grab a pair of sunglasses(remember i had a hangover.That sun is biotch!).Walked down to McDonalds and grabbed whatever uber unhealthy treat they serve in the next 4-6 years lol.Eating that while downing oj,i head back to my room and start to pack(i love to travel.My main thing about bein rich and/or famous is the ability to just jump up and mosey on to another continent with the snap of a finger.)After packing,i head down to LAX.Jump on the next flight to Tokyo and sleep.Waking halfway there,i pull my Macbook Air out of my Louis Vuitton knapsack.Put on my headphones and open the Logic program on the computer.I immediately get to work on a couple of future million dollar beats.And the score for the new Steven Spielberg flick.Sittin next to some white girl who keeps givin me the eye,i start with small tlk.Small tlk leads to dirty tlk and dirty tlk leads to plans on my first night in Tokyo.After landing and leaving the plane with a new list of digits to put in whatever turns out to be the best of the best smart phones 4-6 years from now,i grab a cab(no luggage to collect,i go and buy luggage hours later).Wait,a cab???I meant to say,i hoppped into the limo that was already waiting on me!After a little shoppin,i end up at my hotel.Of course,the biggest,most luxurious one in Tokyo.Changed clothes and headed out to meet the german i wanted to put my sperm in(that's a Kanye line).Sushi,drinks,sex,sleep.Wake up at 1:30 pm to another girl leavin me(a few years down the road i finally realize that i want a girl who doesn't leave in the morning.Haha i mean afternoon!).Head to the studio to meet with a Lupe-ish,Kanye-ish,Jay Z-ish rapper(it'll prolly be somebody like Kid Cudi or Charles Hamilton by that point.Check them out on myspace),and record some number one hit singles.Hit the bape store and then back to the hotel.After a quick room service meal and a power nap,i head back on the prowl to find a cute little asian for some late night intercourse.Mission accomplished,girl leaves and i head to Australia!Do it all over again and head back to the U.S. in time for a few photoshoots,interviews,and to accept my multiple grammy's.It's great bein me!
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