In the coarse of a day,i daydream about 80% of the time.Random thoughts,intelligent stuff,dirty jokes,which famous girls ima date one day.U name it,i think it!But in the 80% of the time i'm daydreaming,about 90% of the time it's how i plan on my life being in the next 4-6 years.Alotta numbers,but stay with me lol.Soo yeah,i wanna give u a preview into what i have in mind.Let's see how it goes!
I wake up at 2:00 pm in a California hotel room.Other than the strange woman that wakes me,i also smell a strong hint of alcohol and dirty laundry.The beautiful asian,afro-american mix is sayin somethin about havin to leave and she had a great time last nite.Oh yeah,she said somethin about it bein as big as advertised.Whatever the hell that means hahahahaha!I really couldn't understand her based on the fact that she was breathtaking and i had the hugest hangover ever blessed upon a man.As i stumble out of the bed i trip over an xbox 360 controller,a box of cheese-its,and a six pack of corona.Well it was a six pack container filled with empty bottles(don't worry,i'm already preppin myself on the notion that i'll be an alcoholic).As i drain the one eyed monster,i realize that i still had a condom on.Great,a urine filled condom!Soo i shower up and head out the room.Then back in to grab a pair of sunglasses(remember i had a hangover.That sun is biotch!).Walked down to McDonalds and grabbed whatever uber unhealthy treat they serve in the next 4-6 years lol.Eating that while downing oj,i head back to my room and start to pack(i love to travel.My main thing about bein rich and/or famous is the ability to just jump up and mosey on to another continent with the snap of a finger.)After packing,i head down to LAX.Jump on the next flight to Tokyo and sleep.Waking halfway there,i pull my Macbook Air out of my Louis Vuitton knapsack.Put on my headphones and open the Logic program on the computer.I immediately get to work on a couple of future million dollar beats.And the score for the new Steven Spielberg flick.Sittin next to some white girl who keeps givin me the eye,i start with small tlk.Small tlk leads to dirty tlk and dirty tlk leads to plans on my first night in Tokyo.After landing and leaving the plane with a new list of digits to put in whatever turns out to be the best of the best smart phones 4-6 years from now,i grab a cab(no luggage to collect,i go and buy luggage hours later).Wait,a cab???I meant to say,i hoppped into the limo that was already waiting on me!After a little shoppin,i end up at my hotel.Of course,the biggest,most luxurious one in Tokyo.Changed clothes and headed out to meet the german i wanted to put my sperm in(that's a Kanye line).Sushi,drinks,sex,sleep.Wake up at 1:30 pm to another girl leavin me(a few years down the road i finally realize that i want a girl who doesn't leave in the morning.Haha i mean afternoon!).Head to the studio to meet with a Lupe-ish,Kanye-ish,Jay Z-ish rapper(it'll prolly be somebody like Kid Cudi or Charles Hamilton by that point.Check them out on myspace),and record some number one hit singles.Hit the bape store and then back to the hotel.After a quick room service meal and a power nap,i head back on the prowl to find a cute little asian for some late night intercourse.Mission accomplished,girl leaves and i head to Australia!Do it all over again and head back to the U.S. in time for a few photoshoots,interviews,and to accept my multiple grammy's.It's great bein me!
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