Someone Needs To Get Their Gaydar Fixed

I really don't know how to start this post.I'll just jump rite into it.Soo in the past two days i've been asked about my sexuality about five times.I'll come out by sayin that i am straight.I've never ever had homosexual ideas,thoughts,desires,requests...nothing.In joking,i know i've said some stuff.But that's joking and the other person knew i was joking.It's just something about the past two days that's got people's mind's wondering.I've never had this problem before.I can actually look at my life and think to another point,instead of this point in my life,and honestly say i had more homosexual tendencies then than now.Like i said,i was never gay.This post won't have any kinda structure or order to it soo my apologies.The funny thing is that a stranger didn't ask me if i was gay.They were all acquintances.So i can breath safe knowing that when i walk into target,i don't have a fuckin bulls-eye on my back.Or a neon sign sayin here's a fag if u want one.What is it about me?Me and others narrowed it down to how i dress,but i think there might be more underneath that.Is it how i talk?My word selection?Is it that the fact that i tlk to alot of girls,but not in a bf kinda way.It's more like a bff kinda way.And all the people who tried to drag me outta tha closet were all girls.Soo maybe it's nothing.As long as boys don't think i'm gay.I just don't want anyone to think i'm gay.If i've ever made a joke about your sexuality and/or questioned u about it,i am terribly sorry.From the bottom of my heart.I know what it feels like and that whole callin people gay thing isn't cool.Wanda Sykes broke it down for me on her new t.v. commercial lol.I feel soo comfortable in my skin,well other than rite now,that if i were gay i would definantly advertise it.I would wear my man purse proudly,twist my hips a bit,and wink at every guy like there was no tomorrow.Oh yeah,i would publicly come out on here and on myspace.And that's the truth.Soo yeah,yesterday some kids asked me if i were gay in jokingly kinda way.But the thing is that they asked me about three times.Then today rolls around and i was asked three times by three different people.And one time i told the person i wasn't gay and they looked at me for about four seconds and walked off.They had the most confused look on their face that i've ever seen.Now i know how Kanye West felt when Beanie Sigel tried to call him gay.Idk my mind is in a haze rite now.I can't think straight at all.I might have to finish this up on another post another day.This post did make me feel better though.All i needed was some writing and now i feel like Hugh Hefner!I would like to thank Hannah Medina,Megan Watkins,Aida Khadar,Melody Choi,Joshua McAfee,Susan Moluoof(I know i spelled your last name wrong,but i'll pay you back with that breast grope i promised u =D)and Danielle Dary for justifying my straightness!It's funny how my friends can provide more help for me than my parents,but that's a wholenother blog post.Thanks for listening.This post had soo much more potential,but it's still beautiful in my eyes!