Delano and the Terrible, Horrible, No Good, Very Bad Day

Today is Tuesday The Thirteenth.I just wanna say before i get started that in Mexico,today is the equilavent of our Friday The Thirteenth.So my day started off pretty bad.First,i got out of bed to brush my teeth.I knew things were gonna be rocky when i pissed on my hand during my daily urination process.Not normally somethin i do fyi!So yeah,i washed my hands and began brushing my teeth.In the middle of scrubbin my pearly whites,i noticed a sharp pain in my gums.I quickly spat in the sank and discovered large amounts of blood in the sink.Gross,i know!As i rinsed the sink clean of the bloody toothpaste mixture,the scolding water coming out of the faucet burned my hand a bit.Finally making my way out of the bathroom with no more injuries,i went back to my room.Now normally i have an outfit for the next day picked out and in the event of a malfunction or somethin,i have a backup.Today my main outfit didn't look right,my back up didn't look right,not even my back up back up.Let's just say i went through six outfits before throwing a white polo,some navy pants,and a jacket.If u ever see me in a white polo,a black polo,and maybe even a gray polo just know that i've pretty much givin up on that day.I can't explain it,but i see it as God gave us color,why not use it?So yeah,went to school without any breakfast.I was almost late,but i made it to spanish on time.I couldn't get comfortable in that class.At first i was burning up,so i took my jacket off.Then i was freezing,so i put it back on.I just kept the jacket on and sweated thru class.Went to physics and i got the shoulder of my jacket ripped.I need to patch it up.At lunch,i got some of the worst tasting chicken nuggets and i got bbq sauce all on my white shirt!And then i golf,my whole scheme to get outta there almost went down the drain.They wanna keep me in there because it's good for their numbers.Idk,we're supposed to finish the discussion on it tomorrow.After that,everything was good i guess,but it was bad for a second there.So yeah,my day wasn't horrible really.It just wasn't a Delano Taylor day!To some people that might be an average day,but i'm not used to bad days i guess.At least the day is almost over.