It's Safe To Say That I'm Back

Excerpt from "Just To Catch Yall Up"

Delano wants to be happy.He wants someone to step in and tell him everything is gonna be okay.That he will make it.That he won't be a regular ass nigga,with a regular ass job,with some regular ass friends who drink at the same regular ass bar every regular ass friday night.And after that he goes to his regular ass house with some fucked up rose bushes.After unlocking his regular ass door with uneven stain on it,he says in a regular ass voice"Hey kids with regular ass,lame ass,slave ass names!How was your day at yall's regular ass school?"And the chubby kid(every regular ass family has a chubby kid who resembles the dad's best friend rather the "actual dad")says"It was the same as regular ass yesterday."And the regular ass Delano says that's good and climbs his regular ass stairs and goes into his regular ass bedroom to find his regular ass,overweight wife.He gives her a regular ass kiss and has some regular ass sex and falls into a regular ass drunken sleep.His regular ass snores wake him up in the middle of the night.Goes back to sleep and within hours he greets another regular ass day.I don't want that.Delano isn't a regular ass name,should he be cursed with a regular ass life?