Friday, January 30, 2009

ManWomenBoogie(Q-Tip)

Update....Again

Sorry again!I've been busy.That's two posts in a row that I've been sorry for taking not keeping up like i should be.Anyway,i took the SAT Saturday.Don't take the SAT at TCC,PLEAAASSSSEEEEE!!!!I get there to find the location and there was sooo much confusion,from everyone!The paper said go to the Rotunda,so i went to the Rotunda.A million people there to take the test,but nobody that's administering the test is to be seen.So i stand outside the Rotunda for about 40 minutes in the 40 degree weather.Finally some black guy comes and tells us that we need to go to the recital hall.So everybody does just that.Stand there for 30 minutes or so.Finally go in this auditorium like thing and get my test.Fill out all the info.Then the man starts to get into the test.He tells us all this stuff and what not.Then this lady came and dropped off some more kids.They didn't have enough room in the other room so she dropped em' off in our room.The people in the top row had to sit elbow to elbow.Sucks for them.I had space on both sides of me so i wasn't complaining!So we finally start the test.....an hour and half later than we were supposed to!We start it and it went smooth for awhile.It was hard to write my essay because my fingers were still frozen from standing in the cold.In the middle of the test a few times,the lights went off!It was burning up in there!I don't wanna go too much into detail because i wanna get this over with so i can blog about recent stuff.Umm college fair last night was dope.Got a lot of info and what not.I'm not cut from the golf team.Well idk!It won't resolve itself!It keeps going on and on!It's getting old.I just want it to be over.I'll just waste my time until the end of the year.Then I'm out!Going to Bryan-College Station tonight to visit my aunt.Should be doing some well deserved shopping and relaxing.Cool.

Thursday, January 22, 2009

I'm Back

Sorry,i've been on a paid leave.I was doing a little soul searching lol.I've been hella depressed since about Saturday.I was good Sunday,well until that night.Then i was good Monday morning,but canceled plans changed that quick.In this year alone,canceled plans have run a muck in this perfect world I've tried to create.I hope that makes sense.So yeah Tuesday morning was good.OBAMA!!!!!!!!!Thanks to my wake up texters!If it weren't for yall and my sister slapping me for eating her chips the night before,i woulda missed something SUPER historic.Then after that,boredom was like a parasite stuck on my neck.I couldn't get it off no matter what i tried to do!So i just youtube and myspaced it up all day.Went to school which has been blah.I've being mucho antisocial these past coupla days.I just wanted to jump off the earth.That's the best way to explain it.Today I snapped out of it when i realized i was in my room for two hours with the lights off and a 360 controller in my hands.Report card today!Didn't fail ish,but i got some low grades.My parents told me today that at this point if i wanna quit tryin to pursue college,it's fine with them.Pretty messed up,but who cares anymore.I'm used to this kinda stuff.They're over exaggerating it like crazy.I got a 2.97 GPA.I can bring that up.No biggie.And if not,UNT ain't that hard to get into lol.I'm done with that conversation.Looking forward to my schedule change tomorrow.That'll prolly alleviate all this unnecessary stress on my back.Saturday,i got the SAT!Yes!!!Finally time to prove my high levels of geniousosity(i made that up.Don't worry,u ain't that dumb!).I'm excited!So yeah,hopefully this is the beginning of a new...beginning lol.So yeah,if I've been a bitch to you lately,terribly sorry.I just wasn't feeling up to human interaction.I need a dog.

Life In Technicolor(Coldplay)


I would be totally bugging out if something like this happened to me lol.

Tuesday, January 20, 2009

Things That Keep Me Sane


Things That Keep Me Sane from Delano Taylor on Vimeo.

It was on youtube,but we had copyright issues.Vimeo don't check that stuff so enjoy!

Monday, January 19, 2009

Say Goodbye To Love(Kenna)


Can't get enough of this song right now

This Picture Symbolizes My Life Right Now

Goodbye Mr.Bush

In a few days,president-elect Barack Obama will be President Barack Obama.I always knew that this day would come.From the first time I saw him on t.v.,to the time I saw him live at the Fort Worth Convention Center.Anyways,this post isn't meant to be boastful or anything,so please don't take it that way.This post is meant to show people how i really feel about President Bush.The chemical imbalance in my brain that causes me to show unlimited amounts of compassion has kicked in and i feel that many people treated President Bush unfairly.This post is gonna show me contradicting myself in many ways,but it's not really contradiction.It's too complicated to explain,but you'll see.So,i think people unfairly point the finger at him for a lot of stuff.Being the "leader" of a country is gonna result in large amounts of unfair criticism.I don't think that President Bush messed up our country single handedly by himself.Don't get me wrong,he did eff us up pretty bad,just not by his lonesome.It was mainly the real estate basically capsizing,the crude oil prices being sky high,and the depreciation of the dollar bill.Yeah a 62 year old,white goof ball did all that by himself!FYI,I'm writing this because I'm tired of people who don't know anything making George Bush the scapegoat.So yeah,i think a lot of people are a little too critical of him.But...(here comes contradictions big head)he killed alotta soldiers for a war that the Holy Bible says is gonna wage until Gabrielle's horn.I could go back and forth,but i just wanna say that George Bush wasn't that good of a President.Even though that's said,he was unfairly criticized in my eyes.So,he's behind us now and Mr.Obama is straight ahead.Good luck,Mr.Obama you're gonna need it.

Quick Update

Phew!Glad finals are over.Now i can finally exhale.Well not really,i think i failed English.Out of the classes hahahaha.But yeah,I've been trying to catch up with my rest.Like Thursday i think,i stayed up until 5:30 am to work on my AP history midterm review...and i still didn't finish it!FYI,I wake up a 7:20 in the morning!I over slept that day anyways.I awoke to my step dad shaking me saying something about I'll take you to school,hurry.It was like 8:50!I had ten minutes to get ready.So yeah i didn't rush or anything on the account that i was half asleep anyways.Yup,i walked into class late,out of dress code,and in no way ready to take a final!The words were jumping around the pages!Note to self:next time Chaistain gives me a review,start weeks before it's due!!!So yeah I'm still not up to speed on my rest,but I'm getting there.I downloaded Mozilla Firefox sometime last week so I'll probably stop with all the text like typing and switch to the adult way, since it has spell check.Ummm....Barack Obama will be inaugurated in a few days!I'm excited.I want him to hurry up and get in office and prove those haters wrong.I had some issues with my religion that i wanted to talk about,but a really good friend of mine cleared that stuff up the other night.So thank you!You know who you are!Life would be different without you!I was supposed to be at a birthday gathering for this girl right now,but He Who Must Not Be Named ruined it.Haha,yeah i used to read Harry Potter....A LOT!But it's all good tomorrow night will be good.Well i guess tonight since it's the next day.Whatever.I'm sucking at typing right now!I haven't typed anything in a couple days.Since Wednesday i guess.I have a new addiction and it's a mixture of techno and electronica.I don't know why,but i can't get enough.I guess not that hardcore,strobe-light techno,but more DJs mixing other songs over electronic beats.Right now I've been listening to a lot of DJ A-Trak.So yeah,some of that stuff showed today when i was in the studio(my room hahaha).Yeah i busted out the Alesis SR-16 for the first time in some months.Gave it a quick work out.I made like 4 drum patterns(since that's all it does)that were pretty dope in a bias way!Seriously though,they were pretty good.I'm piecing everything together little by little.Well I'm done with this post.I got another one fresh on my mind!Bye!

LMAO!!!!Viewer Discretion Advised

Aer Obama(Daft Punk vs. Adam Freeland)


If you're disappointed that Barack Obama won the presidency,don't watch the last min or so

Tuesday, January 13, 2009

Delano and the Terrible, Horrible, No Good, Very Bad Day

Today is Tuesday The Thirteenth.I just wanna say before i get started that in Mexico,today is the equilavent of our Friday The Thirteenth.So my day started off pretty bad.First,i got out of bed to brush my teeth.I knew things were gonna be rocky when i pissed on my hand during my daily urination process.Not normally somethin i do fyi!So yeah,i washed my hands and began brushing my teeth.In the middle of scrubbin my pearly whites,i noticed a sharp pain in my gums.I quickly spat in the sank and discovered large amounts of blood in the sink.Gross,i know!As i rinsed the sink clean of the bloody toothpaste mixture,the scolding water coming out of the faucet burned my hand a bit.Finally making my way out of the bathroom with no more injuries,i went back to my room.Now normally i have an outfit for the next day picked out and in the event of a malfunction or somethin,i have a backup.Today my main outfit didn't look right,my back up didn't look right,not even my back up back up.Let's just say i went through six outfits before throwing a white polo,some navy pants,and a jacket.If u ever see me in a white polo,a black polo,and maybe even a gray polo just know that i've pretty much givin up on that day.I can't explain it,but i see it as God gave us color,why not use it?So yeah,went to school without any breakfast.I was almost late,but i made it to spanish on time.I couldn't get comfortable in that class.At first i was burning up,so i took my jacket off.Then i was freezing,so i put it back on.I just kept the jacket on and sweated thru class.Went to physics and i got the shoulder of my jacket ripped.I need to patch it up.At lunch,i got some of the worst tasting chicken nuggets and i got bbq sauce all on my white shirt!And then i golf,my whole scheme to get outta there almost went down the drain.They wanna keep me in there because it's good for their numbers.Idk,we're supposed to finish the discussion on it tomorrow.After that,everything was good i guess,but it was bad for a second there.So yeah,my day wasn't horrible really.It just wasn't a Delano Taylor day!To some people that might be an average day,but i'm not used to bad days i guess.At least the day is almost over.

Gotta Love Teenage Immaturity((Read The Caption In Halle Berry's Monster's Ball Voice))


I need photoshop baaaddd!

Sunday, January 11, 2009

Benzi x Kanye West x Plain Pat-Sky High(the official version)




No words can express my feelings toward this mixtape!You're doing yourself a huge diservice if you don't download this.It's heavily techno influenced.

R U SERIOUS.....AGAIN?!?!?!?!

My last post was my 100th!!!!I'm so estatic rite now.I thought i woulda quit after my 5th post,but i kept on keepin on.Well i raise my kool-aid filled cup in the air and i hope u join me in a toast to another 100!Peace and Much Love To Ya!!!!

Are These Rockable????

9 Trailer

Saturday, January 10, 2009

The Life I Dream Of.....

In the coarse of a day,i daydream about 80% of the time.Random thoughts,intelligent stuff,dirty jokes,which famous girls ima date one day.U name it,i think it!But in the 80% of the time i'm daydreaming,about 90% of the time it's how i plan on my life being in the next 4-6 years.Alotta numbers,but stay with me lol.Soo yeah,i wanna give u a preview into what i have in mind.Let's see how it goes!

I wake up at 2:00 pm in a California hotel room.Other than the strange woman that wakes me,i also smell a strong hint of alcohol and dirty laundry.The beautiful asian,afro-american mix is sayin somethin about havin to leave and she had a great time last nite.Oh yeah,she said somethin about it bein as big as advertised.Whatever the hell that means hahahahaha!I really couldn't understand her based on the fact that she was breathtaking and i had the hugest hangover ever blessed upon a man.As i stumble out of the bed i trip over an xbox 360 controller,a box of cheese-its,and a six pack of corona.Well it was a six pack container filled with empty bottles(don't worry,i'm already preppin myself on the notion that i'll be an alcoholic).As i drain the one eyed monster,i realize that i still had a condom on.Great,a urine filled condom!Soo i shower up and head out the room.Then back in to grab a pair of sunglasses(remember i had a hangover.That sun is biotch!).Walked down to McDonalds and grabbed whatever uber unhealthy treat they serve in the next 4-6 years lol.Eating that while downing oj,i head back to my room and start to pack(i love to travel.My main thing about bein rich and/or famous is the ability to just jump up and mosey on to another continent with the snap of a finger.)After packing,i head down to LAX.Jump on the next flight to Tokyo and sleep.Waking halfway there,i pull my Macbook Air out of my Louis Vuitton knapsack.Put on my headphones and open the Logic program on the computer.I immediately get to work on a couple of future million dollar beats.And the score for the new Steven Spielberg flick.Sittin next to some white girl who keeps givin me the eye,i start with small tlk.Small tlk leads to dirty tlk and dirty tlk leads to plans on my first night in Tokyo.After landing and leaving the plane with a new list of digits to put in whatever turns out to be the best of the best smart phones 4-6 years from now,i grab a cab(no luggage to collect,i go and buy luggage hours later).Wait,a cab???I meant to say,i hoppped into the limo that was already waiting on me!After a little shoppin,i end up at my hotel.Of course,the biggest,most luxurious one in Tokyo.Changed clothes and headed out to meet the german i wanted to put my sperm in(that's a Kanye line).Sushi,drinks,sex,sleep.Wake up at 1:30 pm to another girl leavin me(a few years down the road i finally realize that i want a girl who doesn't leave in the morning.Haha i mean afternoon!).Head to the studio to meet with a Lupe-ish,Kanye-ish,Jay Z-ish rapper(it'll prolly be somebody like Kid Cudi or Charles Hamilton by that point.Check them out on myspace),and record some number one hit singles.Hit the bape store and then back to the hotel.After a quick room service meal and a power nap,i head back on the prowl to find a cute little asian for some late night intercourse.Mission accomplished,girl leaves and i head to Australia!Do it all over again and head back to the U.S. in time for a few photoshoots,interviews,and to accept my multiple grammy's.It's great bein me!

Hahahahahaha



Watch this video.I know it's 8 minuets long,but you'll prolly have a smile on the whole time.Too funny.This guy reminds me of an older version of Jaron Connerly if u guys know who that is.

Thursday, January 8, 2009

Apple's New Laptop With No Keyboard


Apple Introduces Revolutionary New Laptop With No Keyboard

Someone Needs To Get Their Gaydar Fixed

I really don't know how to start this post.I'll just jump rite into it.Soo in the past two days i've been asked about my sexuality about five times.I'll come out by sayin that i am straight.I've never ever had homosexual ideas,thoughts,desires,requests...nothing.In joking,i know i've said some stuff.But that's joking and the other person knew i was joking.It's just something about the past two days that's got people's mind's wondering.I've never had this problem before.I can actually look at my life and think to another point,instead of this point in my life,and honestly say i had more homosexual tendencies then than now.Like i said,i was never gay.This post won't have any kinda structure or order to it soo my apologies.The funny thing is that a stranger didn't ask me if i was gay.They were all acquintances.So i can breath safe knowing that when i walk into target,i don't have a fuckin bulls-eye on my back.Or a neon sign sayin here's a fag if u want one.What is it about me?Me and others narrowed it down to how i dress,but i think there might be more underneath that.Is it how i talk?My word selection?Is it that the fact that i tlk to alot of girls,but not in a bf kinda way.It's more like a bff kinda way.And all the people who tried to drag me outta tha closet were all girls.Soo maybe it's nothing.As long as boys don't think i'm gay.I just don't want anyone to think i'm gay.If i've ever made a joke about your sexuality and/or questioned u about it,i am terribly sorry.From the bottom of my heart.I know what it feels like and that whole callin people gay thing isn't cool.Wanda Sykes broke it down for me on her new t.v. commercial lol.I feel soo comfortable in my skin,well other than rite now,that if i were gay i would definantly advertise it.I would wear my man purse proudly,twist my hips a bit,and wink at every guy like there was no tomorrow.Oh yeah,i would publicly come out on here and on myspace.And that's the truth.Soo yeah,yesterday some kids asked me if i were gay in jokingly kinda way.But the thing is that they asked me about three times.Then today rolls around and i was asked three times by three different people.And one time i told the person i wasn't gay and they looked at me for about four seconds and walked off.They had the most confused look on their face that i've ever seen.Now i know how Kanye West felt when Beanie Sigel tried to call him gay.Idk my mind is in a haze rite now.I can't think straight at all.I might have to finish this up on another post another day.This post did make me feel better though.All i needed was some writing and now i feel like Hugh Hefner!I would like to thank Hannah Medina,Megan Watkins,Aida Khadar,Melody Choi,Joshua McAfee,Susan Moluoof(I know i spelled your last name wrong,but i'll pay you back with that breast grope i promised u =D)and Danielle Dary for justifying my straightness!It's funny how my friends can provide more help for me than my parents,but that's a wholenother blog post.Thanks for listening.This post had soo much more potential,but it's still beautiful in my eyes!

Tuesday, January 6, 2009

Quick Update

Heyy it's me!Umm i haven't been on here lately because for one,i haven't had anything to write about and two,i've been busy with school.Finals being next week,things won't get much better.So yeah,i've been good.Just livin and smilin.Haha,i came up with this kinda crazy scheme back in november that would help me reach my goal in gettin out of golf class.I had a meeting yesterday with the coaches and it's safe to say that it worked.So i got that outta the way,next is spanish 3.So yeah,things are coming along and i like it =).

Gives You Hell(The All American Rejects)

Saturday, January 3, 2009

OMG!


RAf Simons Spring/Summer 2009 Velcro Hi Top Sneakers

Super Boo(Kid Cudi)


Super Boo - KiD CuDi

A coupla weeks.Finally got around to posting it on here

Alcohol(Millionaires)



I love this song.Meant to put the video on here sooo long ago,but i forgot hahaha.Low budget video,but song is one of the many mottos of my life =D

Friday, January 2, 2009

R U SERIOUS?!?!?!?!?!

I'm sorry,i can't believe that i posted a video of soulja boy tlkn for 6 minutes as my first post of 2009!I can change it,but that doesn't feel like the honest thing to do.Soo i send my condolenses instead.I hope i spelled that "c" word correctly.Oh well,so yeah its 09' finally!This year i plan on being even more strange than i am rite now.You're gonna have to embrace the martian,as Kid Cudi would say.Anyways,i don't wanna put pressure on myself,but i plan on doin stuff this year that will put me on the road for my future profession(s).I haven't decided how many i wanna have yet.I thought about it recently and i've realized that i wanna be somethin comparable to Will Smith when eveything is over and done with.Not the next Will Smith,just his career path.I wanna start out with music,work my way into film(writing,directing,and/or starring in films),and unlike Will Smith,i wanna finish with a coupla books under my belt.I hear some of yall scoffin at me rite now,but that's okay.I'll be scoffin my way to the bank later!Don't fret,i don't do it for the material things.Well actually i doo,but at the beginning of the skool year,i decided that i was gonna change the world.I didn't know how,but i knew i would.Soo maybe one of these things will be the how.Soo yeah i get this re-occuring daydream that i do all that stuff and people laugh at me and i quit,but i've decided to get those outta my head,pronto.Not everyone succeded their first time.Like Edison and the light bulb.Soo as long as i keep that in one pocket and God in the other,i should be good.And i have to remember not to let ANYBODY out work me.That'll be in my back pocket lol.It also helps that i know a few people in some high places,but i wanna do this on my own.Just soo i can stand on top of the world and say,"I did this on my own!"Oh yeah,when i say music,i don't plan on singing or rapping or anything.Rite now,it's beats for dgk's and one day scores for t.v shows and movies.Just had to clear that up.So yeah,my proclamation for the new year and don't sleep on me!

Thursday, January 1, 2009

LMAO!Soulja Boy Is A Fool Hahahahah


Alotta people don't know this,but i'm a soulja boy fan!