The Joys Of Christmas Shopping

I f#@*(^g hate christmas shopping!It seems during this time people drive worse,every line is longer(especially the bathroom),and it feels like everywhere i go,a giant heat wave is getting a piggy back ride from me.One time at macy's,this old lady was all on me in the line and she smelt like 30+yrs of moth ball build up.And she breathed like she was having an asthma attack.Every time i walked somewhere,somebody was on my heels....LITERALLY!!!!My shoe came off a combined 8 times,simply from people walking on the back of it.While in Express,this lady saw me eyeing a v-neck she wanted i guess and swooped in like an eagle,snatching it out my hand.And then she gave me the stink eye while i was giving her the stink eye.Thats never happened to me before.I was actually shell shocked after that.And how do u simmer down after something so tramatic as that???By going to Golden Coral of course.If u don't know i hate that place more than X-Mas shopping.So yeah,after a few spills from my brother and a minor communication error between my mom and our waitress,I managed to escape from that hell hole.Went home and watched some movies to make it all better.Sooo yeah