Kids!!!Can Live With Em',Sometimes Rather Live Without Em'

I fuckin hate little kids!!!Not really,but rite now I'm in a doo-doo-eh mood.My two little cousins,my little sister,and my little brother are the one's shittin on my parade rite now.It all started this morning,but I'll skip to the main part.Sooo today is the day after christmas.Basically,one of the biggest shopping days of the year.Sooo first we were gonna go to the mall here in louisiana.But noooo we can't go because we got a million little kids with us!I felt like a member of bay-bay's kids,seriously!So instead we just go to old navy,where I got a gift card to.So we're in there and I don't see a damn thang!I mean there was this bubble jacket I was feelin,but not feelin enough to give up my whole gift card for.Soo I just sat on a bench in the front of the store.Sooon after,there were a group of bad kids surronding me.Of course,my siblings.Soo we're sittin and then my little girl cousin decides to scale a glass window.One of the sale signs stuck to the window broke,so like one side was hangin down,while the other side was up.GHETTO!!!!!So I muttered some sailor words and pretended to look at some jeans.After that,I went back and sat on the bench.Soon after taking a seat,the bootleg sign falls on the top of my head!The weight of the sign and people's stares feel on my back,and I didn't like it all!After folding it up and throwing it on some sweaters,I fell back onto the bench.I had to tell myself that everything is okay,and I wasn't gonna lose my cool in this store.After holding back my tears,I notice that my little cousin,Baby T,was running around the store.It comes to shock when seconds before he sitting in a stroller buckled in.After running around and scooping him up from beneath a table,I ask my sister,"How did he get out?"And she says,"I let him out."ghdjhdjhdjshcd!!!!Do u see what I have to deal with!!!Stupidity too the highest degree!I mean why didn't u chase him?Why did u let him out?Why don't I just kill u in your sleep,huh?!?!?I didn't ask her any of this?Because the next word would have been the invention of a new cuss word(jibberish)!I'm kinda found of raphucknishblagah!Soo I ask my grandma for the keys to the car and I load everyone in there.Yadayadayda and we're at game stop.So i'm tryin to get Madden 09.But it took forever to get out of the car because I had heavy opposition from sister,who was tryin to tag her happy ass along.After losing her in traffic,I bust in into Game Stop to find the line starting at the door.They were having a huge sale.Soo i'm lookin and I find Madden and as I walk to the one of the many lines,my grandmother comes and says,"We gotta go,your cousin has to pee."The same one who broke the sign fyi!Raphucknishblagah!!!Soo we go across the street to Wal-Mart.In that short twenty second drive,I was hit in the head,spit on,and Baby T bit me!Soo as I wait for my slow sister to get out,Baby T threw up EVERYWHERE!!!!I'll admit I threw a BF(bitch fit)in the parking lot.I might add,a tear fell out of my eye.Soo we run in the store to prevent an accident,but there soo many obstacles in the way!There were people everywhere,aisle after aisle was blocked off,and one of the bathrooms was closed.Only the girls one I might add!Its nothing but the devil!Soo we run to the back of the store where she finally goes to the bathroom.Sigh!We head back to the car and now i'm typing on my phone!Sooo yeah this helped a bit,but pray I don't kill those kids!!!